Quotation by

Woody Allen

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Death

Understanding this quote AI Analysis

The speaker is saying that the idea of dying itself doesn't scare them, but the actual experience of the moment of death is something they want to avoid. It highlights a humorous contradiction between accepting death as inevitable and fearing the pain or discomfort that might come with it.

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