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Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

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Fred Allen is humorously suggesting that visiting Boston is so essential that if you ever go there, you have no other choice but to experience it. The joke lies in treating a simple trip as the only possible action, making it sound like an unavoidable duty.

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