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Andy Rooney

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.

Andy Rooney

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Andy Rooney is criticizing government-funded research that creates things that look good but have no practical use, like a tomato that can't be eaten. He warns that this kind of pointless "progress" should not become common or accepted.

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