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Bobby Heenan

North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?

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The speaker is making a joke that suggests graduating from North Dakota State might require unusual or rural skills, like milking a cow with the non-dominant hand. This implies a stereotype that the school is in a farming area and that its requirements might be unconventional or simple.

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