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Groucho Marx

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.

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Understanding this quote AI Analysis

The speaker is saying they feel sick and urgently want medical help, but then humorously asks to call a golf course instead of a doctor. This contrast creates a joke by mixing a serious request with an unrelated and unexpected action.

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