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Roseanne Barr

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.

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Roseanne Barr means that her main responsibility as a parent is to keep her children safe and healthy until she returns home. She implies that simply ensuring their survival is her primary measure of success in parenting.

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