Quotation by

Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

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Understanding this quote AI Analysis

The quote humorously points out that if a dog is asked to do something unusual, like wearing a sweater, it should respond by asking its owner to do something equally strange, like wearing a tail. This highlights the idea of turning the request back on the person making it to show how odd or unfair it might seem.

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