It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
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David Letterman
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About David Letterman
David Michael Letterman is an American comedian, television host, writer, and producer. He hosted late-night television talk shows for 33 years, beginning with the February 1, 1982, debut of Late Night with David Letterman on NBC and ending with the May 20, 2015, broadcast of Late Show with David Letterman on CBS. In total, Letterman hosted 6,080 episodes of Late Night and Late Show, surpassing his friend and mentor Johnny Carson as the longest-serving late-night talk show host in American tele…
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by David LettermanDon't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secr…
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host.
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myse…
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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