Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
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George Burns
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About George Burns
George Burns was an American comedian, actor, writer, and singer, and one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film, and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks. He and his wife Gracie Allen appeared on radio, television and film as the comedy duo Burns and Allen.
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by George BurnsIf you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.