That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
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Joe Rogan
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About Joe Rogan
Joseph James Rogan Jr. is an American podcaster, sports commentator, comedian, actor, and former television host. He hosts The Joe Rogan Experience, which is one of the most popular podcasts in the world and has been the most streamed podcast on Spotify since 2020.
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by Joe RoganI never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
Never stay in a bad marriage, and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going …
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.
The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.