Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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Lewis Grizzard
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About Lewis Grizzard
Lewis McDonald Grizzard Jr. was an American writer and humorist, known for his Southern demeanor and commentary on the American South. Although he spent his early career as a newspaper sports writer and editor, becoming the sports editor of the Atlanta Journal at age 23, he is much better known for his humorous newspaper columns in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. He was also a popular stand-up comedian and lecturer.
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by Lewis GrizzardYou call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.