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Will Rogers

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William Penn Adair Rogers was an American vaudeville performer, actor, and humorous social commentator. He was born as a citizen of the Cherokee Nation, in the Indian Territory, now part of Oklahoma, and is known as "Oklahoma's Favorite Son". As an entertainer and humorist, he traveled around the world three times, made 71 films, and wrote more than 4,000 nationally syndicated newspaper columns. By the mid-1930s, Rogers was hugely popular in the United States for his leading political wit and w…

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The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a liv…
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.

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In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your ene…
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.