Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Woody Allen
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About Woody Allen
Heywood "Woody" Allen is an American filmmaker, actor, writer, and comedian. In a career spanning more than seven decades, he has written for film, television, and theater. Allen has received numerous accolades, including the record of most wins (3) and nominations (16) for the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. In addition to his four Academy Awards, he has won ten BAFTA Awards, two Golden Globe Awards and a Grammy Award, and received nominations for an Emmy Award and a Tony Award. Al…
Read on Wikipedia → Find books by Woody AllenNot only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .
Marriage is the death of hope.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.